Dog 911: what's ur emergency?
Dog: MY HUMAN WENT TO WORK
Dog 911: so?
Dog: WHAT IF THIS TIME HE DOESN'T COME BACK
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 19, 2015
Dog: I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FOR NATIONAL DOG DAY
Dog 911: Dispatching the Dog Police
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 26, 2015
Dog 911: what's ur emergency
Dog: IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY
DOG 911: So?
Dog: I CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE
DOG 911: OMG
DOG: OMG
DOG 911: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) February 14, 2016
DOG 911: what's ur emergency
DOG: MY BALL IS UNDER THE COUCH
DOG 911: u try barking at it?
DOG: IT DIDN'T WORK
DOG 911: OMG
DOG: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 12, 2016
Dog: WHAT IF I'M HERE ALONE FOREVER
Dog 911: WHAT WILL U EAT
Dog: probably eat the cat LOL
Dog 911: LOL
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 19, 2015
Dog 911: what's ur emergency?
Dog: THEYRE PUSHIN THAT LOUD THING AROUND ON THE CARPET AGAIN
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 21, 2015
Dog 911: Did it stop?
Dog: Yes thank God I was- WAIT THERE'S A LONG SUCKY NOSE ON IT NOW
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
Dog 911: OMG
Dog: OMG
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 21, 2015
dog 911: what's ur emergency?
dog: I JUST ATE CHOCOLATE
dog 911: OMG WAS IT GOOD?
dog: [whimpering]
dog 911: ok ok. go eat some grass
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) August 18, 2015
Dog 911: what's ur emergency
Dog: A MAN IS OUTSIDE
Dog 911: what's he doing
Dog: PUTTIN FLAT THINGS IN A BOX
Dog 911: OMG I'VE SEEN HIM
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) September 1, 2015